Movie Awards 2011
(read left to right, top to bottom)
1. Coolest character / worst font double award: Drive
2. Best and also most gratuitous use of explosions: Super 8
3. Best use of Black & White: The Artist
4. Best use of 3D: Hugo
5. Most retarded dancing: The Inbetweeners Movie
6. Most incomprehensible dialogue aka The ‘alien ting proper merc bruv’ award: Attack The Block
7. The Dragon Age 2 award for biggest disappointment of the year: Cowboys & Aliens
8. The uncanny valley award for best motion capture: Rise of the Planet of the Apes
9. Most shameless Oscar-bait of the year: The Tree of Life
10. My Movie of the Year: Super 8